Description

You know how you get all that junk mail advertising cheap microwaves and 12-packs of taquitos for $0.69 and you just toss it in the trash without a second thought? Where do you think it all goes? The landfill? Nah, Hermes thrives off that sh*t. Swooping in and living it up on all your discarded doorbuster deals.

Features:

• Polarized Lenses – Our lenses are polarized to reduce glare, because you deserve the best.
• UV400 Protection – Our lenses offer UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB Rays.
• No Bounce – Our frames are snug, lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
• No Slip – Our frames have a special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
• Weight: 22 grams
• Color Name: Hermes Junk Mail.

INTRODUCING HERMES JUNK MAIL
Don’t blame the messenger, they say.

But what if that messenger fills your mailbox with supermarket coupons, pre-approved credit cards and catalogs for office supplies that you never requested?????