Description

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re blooming into peak conditioning or cruising vintage shops for the perfect floral attire.
Features:

• Polarized Lenses – Our lenses are polarized to reduce glare, because you deserve the best.
• UV400 Protection – Our lenses offer UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB Rays.
• No Bounce – Our frames are snug, lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
• No Slip – Our frames have a special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
• Weight: 22 grams.
• Color Name: Take A Pitcher It’ll Last Longer

WORDS ARE HARD, PUNS ARE FOREVER
Dad could never pronounce the word “picture.” No matter how hard we, or a speech coach, tried, it always came out as “pitcher.” Welp, the man did love pounding some serious ales and so it only seemed right to give up on the correction and just let nature be nature. We get it, it’s easier to say. Cheers, Pops.
Throw on these lager printed shades with gold lenses while you raise 60oz in the air and say, “Go on now, child. Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer!” P.S. The silverware in this “pitcher” is 100% necessary.